Found my stash of #TMNT trading cards! NOW what do I do with them?!
#1 reason to avoid France: their ponds are stocked with zombie Nazis. (Catch and release)
After seven months and one apartment move, I finally drink this for … St. Paddy’s Day? Sure.
Jumping to the top of my Regrets List: not buying a Frog (?) Cupcake. #Mistakery
Dollar store #TMNT coin banks. (Actually $1.99) if I buy it, I have no money to put in it.
Spread some happy boy on your toast.